Mr.Paige’s Advice Column- Serious Edition

By: Mr.Paige Prologue:  For those of you who have read this column in its previous iterations, it has always been clear that I am trying to write a goofy, satirical, and hopefully humorous column.  I have vacillated on the tone I would use for this column. There is an argument for me to maintain theContinue reading “Mr.Paige’s Advice Column- Serious Edition”

Mr.Paige’s Advice Column- Funny

By: Mr.Paige Prologue:  For those of you who have read this column in its previous iterations, it has always been clear that I am trying to write a goofy, satirical, and hopefully humorous column.  I have vacillated on the tone I would use for this column. There is an argument for me to maintain theContinue reading “Mr.Paige’s Advice Column- Funny”

Mr.Paige’s Advice Column

Donald Paige is an advice columnist for The Chronicle.  His qualifications include watching a lot of TV shows where a main character gives advice at the end (Full House, Boy Meets World) and he once took a psychology course in high school.  He also learned to type 45 words per minute in high school. QuestionContinue reading “Mr.Paige’s Advice Column”

Advice With Mr.Paige

By: Mr.Paige Donald Paige is an advice columnist for The Chronicle.  His qualifications include watching a lot of TV shows where a main character gives advice at the end (Full House, Boy Meets World) and he once took a psychology course in high school. Question 1: How would a dog wear pants? This is theContinue reading “Advice With Mr.Paige”

Advice with Mr. Paige #1

Donald Paige is an advice columnist for The Chronicle.  His qualifications include watching a lot of TV shows where a main character gives advice at the end (Full House, Boy Meets World) and he once took a psychology course in high school. Question 1: Dakota from Dunedin writes: I have been told that the meaningContinue reading “Advice with Mr. Paige #1”